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Name: Tim
Country: United States
State: California
Metro: Los Angeles
Birthday: 12/8/1979
Gender: Male
Interests: Jesus Christ, Chi Alpha, Family, Comedy, Entertainment Industry, Bowling, Rock music, St. Louis Sports teams, Mizzou Tigers, UCLA and...
Expertise: Communication, Comedy, Customer Service, Schnucks groceries, Getting upset at the St. Louis Blues,... Ok now I'm just rambling...
Occupation: 20th Century Fox Home Entertai
Industry: DVDs and more DVDs
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Website: visit my website
Member Since:
1/10/2006
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| Many people reading this post have met the beautiful Kaiya Bui.
To further clarify, she is the toddler-baby of Winston and Kimberly Bui.
In a stunning and shocking development, WEI-HO CHUN and myself joined MATT SILVERMAN in his lab over the Thanksgiving holiday and were able to construct a formula allowing our ears to pick up on questions coming from Kaiya's head!!!! All three of us were blown-away by this radical breakthrough and wanted to share the amazing news.
(Except for Matt--He just wanted to get some sleep)
The research is abstract, so I'm not sure when the following events occurred, but I present to you: KAIYA'S QUESTIONS !!!!
What is this elastic thing on my caboose?
Why do I have 622 "parents"?
Who is the lanky guy who pets me like a cat?
Why does the Brian Kloefkorn-type guy run away when I need maintenance?
Why does my lullaby always include a "Boomer Sooner" chant?
Who is that sexy man-beast with the long hair who steals my toys?
Why doesn't everyone walk around naked?
What the heck is 'Facebook'?
Did Missouri lose another big game or something?
Am I the only one who understands Charles?
How does brown and bubby sweet liquid have 0 calories?
Does Daddy know I only drink PEET's coffee?
Does Mommy know I won't touch Gucci?
Will I ever meet Uwe?
Is my name Kiaya or Kaiya?
Do those two girls have to laugh so friggin' loud?
Was Twilight really that good of a movie or is it just hype?
Another new outfit? I just POOPED!
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You might be a "Los Angele-an" if....
** You spend more money on ped-, man-, or other "icures" than Heat and A/C combined.
** You eat more Frozen Yogurt and Hummus than meat and bread.
** Jay Leno does more comedy in your hometown than Chuck E Cheese
** You consider smoking cigarettes more deadly than watching a Kevin Costner movie
** Rehab centers and Coffee shops are more common than rain and grass.
** You can't tell the difference between Oakland Raiders fans and LA County jail death row inmates.
** You spend more time in your car than you do at work
** You spend more time on your cell phone than you do in your car
** Your rest level is measured in shots of espresso rather than sleep hours
** Your actress/model/waitress girlfriend weighs less than Alvin Chipmunk
Much love for the City of Angels!
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| After cancelling an entire season of Fox's hit drama "24," due to the writers strike, They announced in March that it will restart in January 2009 and will air with no reruns during the season.
However, I got some fresh news last week: Since the cast and crew are enjoying this extended break, they decided to push Season 7 back another few years. It will build more anticipation, be available exclusively in HDTV and allow Kiefer Sutherland to pro-rate a couple future DUI prison sentences.
In spite of the delay, I got the INSIDE SCOOP ON THE NEXT SEASON!!
It is technically illegal for me to share any of it, even if I am reciting it out loud to myself.
But I was never much for petty rules... here's the dirt!
Air Date: January 2015
Network: FBS (planned merger of Fox and CBS)
Time: 9 pm ET Monday
Starring: Kiefer Sutherland, Mary Lynn-Rajskub, James Morrison, LeBron James (Retired in 2014 from NBA after Cavs three-peat and wanted to try something new), Cher (Was actually plastic surgically recreated and is again 27 years old), and Clint Eastwood (yeah, he's still acting!)
Script
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11 years after Season 6
Day 7-- 2:00am
Jack Bauer: Man I'm tired, I've been awake since yesterday. Can I get some sleep?
CTU Agent: Jack, 13 people have been kidnapped by the corrupted Michael Jackson Neverland White House, and they will all die in exactly 54 minutes unless YOU and YOU ALONE intercede and put yourself on the line for them!!!!!!!!!
Beautiful Woman: Oh Jack Oh Jack Oh Jack, Please be strong for me
Jack: Screw that, I'm exhausted! Chloe, grab me my down pillow
Chloe: Jack, you have internalized a deadly virus and will die in 53 minutes unless you remain active and keep your heart rate above 3 beats per second.
LeBron: How'd you figure that out so fast Chloe?
Chloe: Hey Jordan-wannabe, why don't you let me ask the questions...HUH?
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Bill Buchanan: Oh my, Cher was just hit by a nuclear missle. She and LeBron James are both dead
Jack: D****!! We're running out of time. Chloe, got that down pillow yet, sport?
Chloe: Jack, I know you spent the last 11 years in North Korea subsisting on fruit flies and wild coconut milk, but get focused! Fox's ratings are low, this season has to be better than Season 6! This is the only show that can take a 9 year break and not be completely laughed off the Nielsens!!
Jack: I understand. My plan is to keep moving quickly and invade the Neverland White House RIGHT NOW!!! I'll do this completely alone with only my gun as a companion. What could possibly go wrong?
Clint Eastwood: Not so fast...PUNK!!! Jack: Grandpa? I thought you died in 2011 Clint: I did, but it didn't take!! I've always been disappointed in you Jack. You never once thanked me for all those spaghetti western movies I used to give you as a child for Christmas!! Jack: COOL IT GRAMPS!!! After I get through with you, you won't be Good, Bad, or Ugly...JUST DEAD!!! --------------------- ---------------------- Unfortunately, that's all I have right now on Season 7 I will fill you in when I find out more...Just don't share this with anyone or I will be fired and under investigation by Fox Home Entertainment  | | |
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 In the past few months, we've looked at Germany, the other side of Los Angeles, and Haiti. In this post, I want to take a look at a typical weekday in my life. Have I run out of ideas? Probably. But at least you'll get to know more about me through this post....
9:57 pm- 7:00 am -- Combination of sleep, getting dressed, breakfast, and time with the Lord. On a great day: consider cleaning
7:00 am -- Arrive at Fox, and have at least one awkward conversation with a co-worker who I've seen a lot, but don't really know personally.
7:08 am -- Tear off page on Fox Sports Baseball calendar revealing a fresh trivia question for the day. (Sometimes this is as exciting as it gets)
7:30 am -- 3rd question by a customer that I pretend to know the answer to, but have no clue.
7:50 am -- Customer finally wears me down and I ask for help
11 am -- Am finally ready to tackle the 4th question by a customer....
4pm -- Remember what it felt like to only work 8 hours in a day.
4:30-5 -- Justify leaving and convince myself I am responsible.
4:30-5 -- Consider staying longer but then realize that I already convinced myself I am responsible.
5pm -- See I have 8 text messages from Big D that really don't mean anything.
5:15pm-- Clint informs me that Tony's Pizzas are on sale for 25 cents
5:30 pm-- Mitch insists on eating dinner with me on the following conditions:
1- It is a place I've never heard of before
2- He can ask the waiter 21 questions before he decides on his appetizer
3- We agree never to spend more than $15 a plate on dinner
4- It is at least $25 a plate
6:30 pm -- Winston asks to meet me at Starbucks
6:45 pm -- Agree to spend the rest of my life in Haiti and support Scott Martin and Curt Harlow weekly
6:50 pm-- Kimberly calls me from Macy's, then Goodwill to inform of $900 shirts on clearance for 10 cents.
6:55pm-- Jessica asks me to bring one bag of chips to the upcoming XA event
7:00 pm -- Attend Chi Alpha related-event
AT THIS EVENT....
- Chuck informs me he is a Mets fan, then asks me what a baseball looks like.
- Adam asks me if a basketball is square or just purple
- Eric mentions that he likes the band White Stripes
- Brian and Curtis go over their schedules for the next hour together
- Angela informs Flo that her legal name is not 'Babygirl'
- Sara reminds Sandy that she is not Jessica
9:00 pm -- Spend 5 minutes on Facebook, 4 minutes on Xanga, 3 minutes on relationships and 45 minutes studying the St. Louis Cardinals odds of winning their next preseason game.
Good night
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Thursday Dec 13th 6:00pm
The ninjas broke away from the team and smuggled in some PUMPKIN SOUP from Grand Goave.
Within 15 minutes of eating it, two ninjas took an emergency helicopter flight back to the states due to massive stomach sickness. The other one (Frank) fell gravely ill, but persevered and left one final report:
Thursday Dec 20th 11am
WB: Ok guys, its our last full day in Haiti. Let's play a CASINO TOURNAMENT!!!!!
Mitch: Ohhhhh no....
Jessica: Everything Ok, Mitch?
M: I mean...Of course! That's a great idea, right Dave?
D: I'm sorry, I was measuring my abnormally large muscles with this Haitian tape measure, did you say something to me?
WB: I'm glad we're all in agreement, I sense unity here. This reminds me of University of Oklahoma's defensive line back in the 1980s!
Tim: I don't see that connection at all
Clint: Roomie, wake up! Oklahoma has a proud and rich football tradition that dates all the way back to when I moved out of Missouri and transferred to OU.
Angela: You guys can talk about football all day, I tutor jocks four times my size... Let's play some CASINO! YEAHH!!!
Clint: That's the spirit!
Sara: HaHaHa You guys are losers
Dave: Hey--that is very uncalled for
S: What are you gonna do about it?
D: Absolutely nothing, let me see that tape measure again Mitch
M: Sure thing, MY PARTNER!!
Pastor Bob: I'm sorry guys, but that last line from Mitch was a little awkward for me
WB: I personally apologize on behalf of Mitch
Poppy: Me too
Brian: You know what? Count me in on that apology.
M: What???!! He IS my partner!!!....I mean......My partner in the game of Casino, of course.
Uwe: Ok, now I officially apologize on behalf of Mitch
Tim: HEYY....WAIT A SECOND!!!!!!!! HOW THE HECK DID YOU GET HERE ???!!!!
Uwe: All I can say is when you have a heart for Haiti, God finds a way to take you where you need to be at the right time. I needed to be here for this particular moment in time to rebuke Mitch. Remember Kimberly's vision and testimony Brian?
Brian: I'm speechless
2:00 pm
WB: Guys, the First round took 3 hours, we have to shorten the tournament
Tim: I will spend the next 3 hours coming up with the perfect playoff plan
5:00 pm
Clint: I've got an idea, let's create a bracket where everyone stays alive and Mitch and Dave get two automatic byes to the Quarterfinals.
M & D in unison: What? Not play as much? Never!
Tim: You guys get a free pass to the most exciting games.
Mitch: Hey, my partner and I didn't bust our tookis to get things easy, my friend.
9:00 pm
Jessica: This is fun being in the Final Four, right Clint?
C: I'm sweating bullets, this game means everything....Oh my gosh!
WB: Easy Clint, my team has momentum
Uwe (after spending the afternoon praying and fasting for the Casino tournament): I declare Team Winston-Sara the winner in the spiritual realm
Brian: Confirmed
Clint: What??!!! I can't believe you Jazzy B. I jumped over a table last game against Dave-Mitch to show that team who's boss! I have tremendous MO* and now this prophecy? *=momentum
Brian: I was referring to the Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches being made available for consumption.
Angela: Are you STILL playing Casino? All my team did was tie and lose.
Clint: I won't MOVE until we beat Team Winston-Sara!!!
Jessica: Ok -- This is getting way too competitive. I say, with Uwe's prophecy, we just stop right now and pack for the ride home..... AHHH!!!!!!!! S--P--I--D--E--R--!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Elimas: Sfeygsei sjeifeyd zaqwofasdl ? (What's that sound coming from the roof?)
-------------END OF NINJA REPORT------------ (Frank falls to his death after attempting to outrun a mosquito on the roof)
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